April 30, 2009
Diary of a Kherson Hillbilly
My name is [deleted by moderator]. I am from Kherson [100 mi E of Odessa] and married an American kaban. He didn't know the rate of fetal alcohol syndrome in Kherson but is okay because he is not too bright so I am still smarter than him. Which is not saying much.
To be honest, I keep him that fat by feeding him sweets so that his his oestrogen level remains high. That way, he is not bothering me too much, if you know what I mean . Divchata, I am here to tell you a bit about my life so you know what life you will have if you marry an American. Mostly, American men who seek Ukrainian women are losers who can't get laid in their own countries. They have an inflated sense of their worth. But most are like my husband they have big bellies; and can no longer see their penises, let alone use them to please a woman.
My husband was a soldier but was too much of a wimp to hack it. His delicate sensibilities could not handle Gulf I so during that minor war, he saw too many "horrors" and now says he is too sick to work. Of course, if he lost 35 kilos and was not a paranoid schizophrenic with the personality of a squid he would perhaps be able to get a job. For now, he has conned the VA into paying him so he can sit on his fat ass all day and whine about American women or play games online even though he is over 40 while I go to work to supplement the meager income he gets and while he dreams of improving his life, always looking for greener grass and his escape from America.
So divchata, if you are dreaming of an American prince to take you from your misery, remember, you may have more material wealth if you marry a poor American instead of a poor Ukrainian, but you will have to live with a man who is trapped in adolesence, who you cannot imagine having a child with, and who will have the social skills of a chinchilla in heat.
The grass isn't really greener even if you come from somewhere as backward as Kherson.
Kherson Girls
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Reader Comment:
My name is [deleted by moderator]. I am from Kherson [100 mi E of Odessa] and married an American kaban. He didn't know the rate of fetal alcohol syndrome in Kherson but is okay because he is not too bright so I am still smarter than him. Which is not saying much.
To be honest, I keep him that fat by feeding him sweets so that his his oestrogen level remains high. That way, he is not bothering me too much, if you know what I mean . Divchata, I am here to tell you a bit about my life so you know what life you will have if you marry an American. Mostly, American men who seek Ukrainian women are losers who can't get laid in their own countries. They have an inflated sense of their worth. But most are like my husband they have big bellies; and can no longer see their penises, let alone use them to please a woman.
My husband was a soldier but was too much of a wimp to hack it. His delicate sensibilities could not handle Gulf I so during that minor war, he saw too many "horrors" and now says he is too sick to work. Of course, if he lost 35 kilos and was not a paranoid schizophrenic with the personality of a squid he would perhaps be able to get a job. For now, he has conned the VA into paying him so he can sit on his fat ass all day and whine about American women or play games online even though he is over 40 while I go to work to supplement the meager income he gets and while he dreams of improving his life, always looking for greener grass and his escape from America.
So divchata, if you are dreaming of an American prince to take you from your misery, remember, you may have more material wealth if you marry a poor American instead of a poor Ukrainian, but you will have to live with a man who is trapped in adolesence, who you cannot imagine having a child with, and who will have the social skills of a chinchilla in heat.
The grass isn't really greener even if you come from somewhere as backward as Kherson.
Kherson Girls
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Reader Comment:
This is a very sad message from Ukranian Bride and
it is not just for the American Veteran.
Clearly the Ukraine with its noble history and
strong Ukranian Christianfaith (both Uniate and Orthodox) has it all over
the secular, brainwashed, fluoridated, vaccinated Americans (collectively) and
the dumbed-down, traumatized, sold-out, socially engineered males
who have no concept of their race, culture and religion specifically.
Before he can connect with a
woman, the husband of Ukrainian Bride needs to re-connect with his
race and the historic faith of his race and cultural vision of that faith. Only
real grown-up men who have a faith vision can help him.
If he could learn Systema (the martial arts
of Bela Rus) and the vision that is its source, I would say there is a hope for
this man. And his country needs him and all the veterans who have
sworn oath to protect the Constitution of the United States.
And for Ukranian Bride, cut off from
the nation that created the Kievan Icons, just how long do you think you
will be able to remain who you are in the nuthouse that is
America?
--Linda
Henry Makow is the author of A Long Way to go for a Date. He received his Ph.D. in English Literature from the University of Toronto. He welcomes your feedback and ideas at