August 8, 2016
Dear Auntie Agony,
My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get
dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his
cronies . I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls
who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about this to
me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and
night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling
me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and ugly
face turn him off! Should I clobber him with my frying pan,
or should I leave him?> Your advice would be appreciated .
Mad as Hell
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Dear Mad as Hell,
You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest
you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with the
frying pan, but try to act like a lady!
Remember, you`re running for President of the United States, so try
acting like it!
Good luck.
Aunt A.
