November 11, 2017
Bombshell! Roy Rogers Posthumously Implicated
in Sexual Misconduct with Horse
Trigger "Triggered" by Weinstein Controversy
"My rear-quarters were patted."
c. 2017 S.A.P. (spiritualist associated press)
Famed psychic/meduim Maureen Handcock recently held a seance to contact the famous horse, Trigger, to find out how he was enjoying the afterlife.
"Trigger, Roy Rogers' beautiful Golden Palomino stallion, and co-star with Roy in many of his movies and Roy's TV show, was often billed as "the smartest horse in the movies".
The two of them appeared in dozens of westerns in the 1930s and 40s, always chasing and thwarting the bad guys, and working to serve peace and justice.
Trigger even shared the movie title with Roy on two occasions: My Pal Trigger (1946) and Trigger, Jr. (1950).
Smiley Burnette, who played Roy's sidekick in his first two films, was watching and mentioned how quick on the trigger this horse was. Roy agreed and decided that Trigger was the perfect name for the horse. Roy purchased the horse for $2,500 and eventually outfitted it with a $5,000 gold/silver saddle."
Among other things meduim Maureen Handcock wanted to know was, if Trigger had gone to "purgatory" first before entering heaven. Trigger, billed as the smartest horse to ever live said "No!"
Trigger was also asked how he was treated by Roy Rogers and Dale Evans and that's when things really heated up. Trigger reportedly told Maureen that after his performances Roy would remove his briddle and saddle and pat his side towards his rear-end telling him what a good horse he was. He said that Dale Evans would also do the same thing when they were both together with him.
"Come to think of it, it was definitely sexual misconduct by Rogers and Evans," Trigger added. "I felt embarrassed and degraded." "They both treated me like I was some kind of an animal or something,"
Maureen Handcock then concluded the se'ance and reported the above story to S.A.P. and media outlets the world over.
